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Vladimir the Vampire and the Dust bunnies Authors: Latasha and Yvette Once upon a time there was a vampire who couldn’t stand dust bunnies. They bothered his nose very muchly, and he was extremely allergic to the miniscule particles of dirt that the bunnies were composed of. These bunnies would hop around collecting these particles of dirt and then go out on a search for the vampire, known as Vladimir. They would hide in his cave, burying themselves in his bed sheets and hiding behind his large, dark curtains. And every time he would go to bed or hide from a helpless victim (before drinking their blood) they would attack him and cause